Coming Q4 2026 · Domestic & Enterprise

Yeetings^™

The meeting that lands.

Video collaboration from Yeeterprise, rebuilt on downward force. You don't have a meeting — you have a yeeting: it starts on the launch pad, everyone throws to speak, and it always, always ends on time. Because we drop it.

No spam. One email when Yeetings launches, thrown gently.

● REC · attestedYeeting · 12:00 remaining · ends on time

Dana (host)

ClientDNY · PROTECTED

Marcus

Priya ✋ thrown

yeeted from call

Theo

✋ Throw to speak 🖥 Screen yeet 🎉 Yeet a reaction ⏏ Yeet participant 📉 End (drop) yeeting

Preview UI. The host yeeted one attendee. The client is on the Do-Not-Yeet registry and cannot be yeeted.

What to expect

Everything you know about meetings, thrown.

Participation

Throw to speak

Raise-hand, reimagined as an upward yeet. The host sees who's thrown and calls on them in trajectory order.

Sharing

Screen yeet

Throw your screen to the room. Apex-forecasted so everyone sees it land at the same moment. No "can you see my screen?"

Entry

The Launch Pad

The waiting room, upgraded. Guests queue on the pad; the host clears them for launch into the yeeting.

Governance

Host can yeet participants

Remove anyone with one throw — except the people on the Do-Not-Yeet registry. The client, the CEO, and your grandmother are protected by policy.

Assurance

Attested recordings

Every yeeting is captured, signed, and timestamped — the same ground-contact certificate that powers Trajectory Cloud. If it happened, you have the receipt.

The best part

Yeetings end on time

We don't wrap up. We drop the call on the scheduled second. Runs-over rate: 0%. Give your afternoon back.

Yeetings™