Product · Core Platform
Trajectory Cloud™
The enterprise control plane for downward force: model the arc, forecast the apex, attest the impact, enforce Do-Not-Yeet policy — every throw, one pane of glass.
Deploys in your cloud or ours · SOC 2 Type II · 99.98% ground-contact SLA
Capabilities
From wind-up to ground contact, fully instrumented.
Throw things on the ground with the rigor auditors always quietly wanted.
Arc Studio
Design before you commit. Trajectory Cloud simulates the parabola against mass, spin, and morale, previewing apex and ground contact to the centimeter.
- Drag-to-aim arc editor with live apex readout
- Payload presets: box, bin, entire quarter's plans
- Wind, drag, and vibes compensation
Arc Studio
● ModeledApex Forecasting
Models trained on 1.4 billion throws predict where any object peaks and lands, with a board-deck-ready confidence interval. Nothing leaves the ground unmodeled.
- P50 / P90 landing zones
- Regret-probability scoring per throw
- Exportable to your incident-report pipeline
Do-Not-Yeet Policy Engine
The registry, enforced in real time. Every throw is checked against protected classes before it leaves the hand. Try to yeet a cat, a contract, or the baby: blocked, logged, escalated.
- Real-time pre-throw policy checks
- Approval workflows for edge-case payloads
- Immutable chain of custody for the un-yeetable
Impact Attestation
Every throw produces a signed, timestamped ground-contact record — auditor-ready, immutable, exportable. When compliance asks whether it was thrown, you'll have receipts.
- Cryptographically signed ground-contact certificates
- Full telemetry: apex, velocity, dwell, decibels
- One-click export to the Annual Report
Yeeterprise
✓ Attested
Ground-Contact Certificate
CERT-2026-0714-4471 · issued 14 Jul 2026, 09:41:02Z
How it works
Three steps to compliant ground contact.
Design the arc
Compose the throw in Arc Studio: set the payload, aim the parabola, forecast apex and landing zone.
Pass policy
The Do-Not-Yeet engine checks the payload against protected classes. Green means go; a cat means no.
Confirm ground contact
Release. Trajectory Cloud captures telemetry and signs a certificate the moment the object meets the ground.
Pricing
Priced per trajectory. Governed by default.
Every tier includes the Do-Not-Yeet policy engine. Restraint is not an upsell.
- Up to 500 throws / month
- Arc Studio (single arc)
- Do-Not-Yeet policy engine
- Community incident reports
- Unlimited throws
- Apex forecasting (P50 / P90)
- Impact attestation certificates
- Approval workflows
- 99.98% ground-contact SLA
- Everything in Business
- Managed Yeeting operators
- Dedicated Trajectory Specialist
- Custom regret thresholds
- Deploy in your own cloud
One pane of glass
Every arc in your organization, on one screen.
Wind-up, apex, and ground contact for every throw — live, timestamped, immutable. The auditors asked for this, and are, for the first time on record, pleased.
See pricingBring governance to your ground contact.
Watch Trajectory Cloud model a throw, block a violation, and sign the certificate — in 20 minutes.