Product · Core Platform
The enterprise control plane for downward force. Model the arc, forecast the apex, attest the impact, and enforce Do-Not-Yeet policy — for every throw across your organization, in one pane of glass.
Deploys in your cloud or ours · SOC 2 Type II · 99.98% ground-contact SLA
Capabilities
Everything your team needs to throw things on the ground with the rigor auditors have quietly always wanted.
Design a throw before you commit to it. Trajectory Cloud simulates the full parabola against mass, spin, and ambient morale, then previews the apex and the point of ground contact down to the centimeter.
Machine-learned models trained on 1.4 billion historical throws predict where any object will peak and land, with a confidence interval you can put in a board deck. No object leaves the ground unmodeled.
The registry, enforced in real time. Every proposed throw is checked against protected asset classes before it leaves the hand. Attempt to yeet a cat, a contract, or the baby and the launch is blocked, logged, and escalated.
Every throw produces a signed, timestamped record of ground contact — auditor-ready, immutable, and exportable. When compliance asks whether it was thrown, you will have receipts.
How it works
Compose the throw in Arc Studio. Set the payload, aim the parabola, and let the model forecast the apex and landing zone.
The Do-Not-Yeet engine checks the payload against protected classes. Green means go; a cat means absolutely not.
Release. Trajectory Cloud captures telemetry and issues a signed certificate the moment the object meets the ground.
Pricing
Every tier includes the Do-Not-Yeet policy engine, because restraint is not an upsell.
See Trajectory Cloud model a throw, block a violation, and sign the certificate — in a 20-minute demo.
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