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Investor Relations · NASDAQ: YEET

We throw forward.

Yeeterprise is building the governance layer for an activity as old as gravity and as large as it is undocumented. Here's where the numbers stand.

YEET ▲ 214.60  +3.1% today
1.4B
Lifetime throws
$182M
ARR
0
Regret incidents
142%
Net throw retention

Q3 guidance

Yeeterprise is revising full-year downward-force guidance up.

We expect average daily throws to grow 28–34% year over year, driven by expansion in Managed Yeeting and the general availability of Yeetings. Regret is guided to remain at zero, consistent with every prior period and with the Regret Policy.

Forward-looking statements. This page contains forward-looking statements about objects that have not yet been thrown. Actual ground contact may vary. Nothing here constitutes throwing advice.

Annual report

Our most recent annual report, "Down and to the Right," covers ballistic volume, governance posture, and the framed certificate commemorating our billionth throw. Highlights: record volume, zero regret, and a Do-Not-Yeet registry that grew responsibly to twelve protected classes.

  • Lifetime documented throws: 1.4 billion
  • Ground-contact SLA attainment: 99.98%
  • Unauthorized launches: 0
  • Objects un-thrown (correctly restrained): 3.1 million
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Governance

Board oversight of throwing activity is continuous. The Chief Regret Officer reports the regret figure directly to the audit committee each quarter. It has been zero every quarter. We consider this both a result and a strategy.