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Investor Relations · GRND: YEET

We throw forward.

Yeeterprise builds the governance layer for an activity as old as gravity and as undocumented as it is large. Here's where the numbers stand.

YEET ▲ 214.60  +3.1% today
1.4B
Lifetime throws
$182M
ARR
0
Regret incidents
142%
Net throw retention

Q3 guidance

Yeeterprise is revising full-year downward-force guidance up.

We expect average daily throws to grow 28–34% year over year, driven by Managed Yeeting expansion and the general availability of Yeetings. Regret is guided to remain at zero, per the Regret Policy.

Forward-looking statements. This page contains forward-looking statements about objects not yet thrown. Actual ground contact may vary. Nothing here constitutes throwing advice.

Annual report

Our latest annual report, "Down and to the Right," covers ballistic volume, governance posture, and the framed certificate for our billionth throw. Highlights: record volume, zero regret, and a Do-Not-Yeet registry at 84 protected classes.

  • Lifetime documented throws: 1.4 billion
  • Ground-contact SLA attainment: 99.98%
  • Unauthorized launches: 0
  • Objects un-thrown (correctly restrained): 3.1 million
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Governance

Board oversight of throwing is continuous. The Chief Regret Officer reports the regret figure to the audit committee each quarter. It has been zero every quarter — both a result and a strategy.

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GRND: YEET

Down and to the right — on purpose.

Governed throw volume compounds each quarter while regret events trend toward zero. Each attested yeet is recognized revenue; the registry protects margins by declining throws that never should have shipped.

Read the annual report