Press & announcements

AUSTIN, TX — July 15, 2026

Yeeterprise, Inc. (GRND: YEET) today reported results for the second quarter of fiscal 2026. Documented throws reached a record 4.4 million per day on average, bringing lifetime ground contacts on Trajectory Cloud past 1.4 billion. The ground-contact SLA held at 99.98%, and average time-to-ground was 0.70 seconds.

"The number we watch did not move, and that is the achievement," said Dana Voss, Co-Founder and CEO. "Volume is up, latency is flat, and regret is exactly where it has always been: zero. A quarter where the interesting metric stays boring is our best kind."

Consistent with every prior period, the company recorded zero regret incidents and zero unauthorized launches. Yeeterprise reaffirmed full-year guidance and pointed to this week's general availability of Yeetings™ as the next leg of growth. Management again declined to take credit for the ground's cooperation, calling it "not our achievement to claim."

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

AUSTIN, TX — June 24, 2026

Yeeterprise today opened the tee sheet for the 4th Annual Ground Contact Classic™, its charity golf classic benefiting the Foundation for the Study of Restraint. The tournament returns to Apex National Golf Club in Terminal Velocity, Arizona on Saturday, October 10, 2026, with a shotgun start at 8:00 AM and a single ceremonial first yeet — the only sanctioned throw of the day.

"It is the one course on earth where our entire job is to not throw anything," said Priya Anand, VP of Restraint. "Eighteen holes of pure discipline, one forgivable club-throw per player, and a Restraint Trophy for whoever keeps their driver down the longest. Last year's winners threw two clubs all day. We would like this year's field to beat that."

Every bag is instrumented by Trajectory Cloud, and each hole is staffed by a certified Do-Not-Yeet Marshal. One hundred percent of net proceeds fund the Foundation that maintains the registry and, by the company's accounting, keeps its regret number at zero. Foursomes and sponsorships are available now on the tournament site.

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

AUSTIN, TX — April 22, 2026

Yeeterprise, Inc. (GRND: YEET) today reported results for the first quarter of fiscal 2026, headlined by a record 4.2 million average daily documented throws — up 31% year over year. Annual recurring revenue reached $182 million, driven by expansion of Managed Yeeting and early adoption of the company's Domestic Intelligence division.

"Demand for governed downward force has never been stronger," said Dana Voss, Co-Founder and CEO. "Enterprises have always thrown things. What's changed is that they now want a receipt, and we are the company that provides it."

Consistent with every prior period, the company recorded zero regret incidents. Yeeterprise reaffirmed full-year guidance and noted its ground-contact SLA attainment held at 99.98%. Management declined to speculate on the ground's reliability, calling it "not our achievement to claim."

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

AUSTIN, TX — February 3, 2026

Yeeterprise today announced it has again achieved SOC 2 Type II certification, the fourth consecutive year the company has cleared the audit without exception. The examination covered the full throwing lifecycle — modeling, policy enforcement, execution, and attestation — across Trajectory Cloud.

"Trust is the whole product," said Renata Kessler, General Counsel. "Anyone can throw something. The discipline is proving, months later and to a skeptical auditor, exactly what was thrown, when, and — just as importantly — what we refused to throw."

Auditors verified that all protected asset classes on the registry were enforced in production and that no unauthorized launches occurred during the review window. The report is available to customers and prospects under NDA.

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

AUSTIN, TX — November 14, 2025

Yeeterprise today announced the expansion of its Do-Not-Yeet registry to twelve protected asset classes, the largest single update since the registry was formalized in 2021. The additions codify categories that accounted for a disproportionate share of near-miss reports, including "someone else's stapler" (DNY-0061) and "your phone, over water" (DNY-0058).

"The registry grows the way all good policy grows — reluctantly, and in response to specific events we would prefer not to relive," said Priya Anand, VP of Restraint. "Every entry is a lesson someone paid for."

The company emphasized that a bigger registry is a feature, not a limitation. Each protected class is enforced automatically by the Trajectory Cloud policy engine, which blocks a non-compliant launch before the object leaves the operator's hand. Amendments are filed quarterly and, per policy, thrown never.

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

AUSTIN, TX — May 6, 2025

Yeeterprise today announced it has closed a $48 million Series B financing round led by Northwind Ventures, with participation from existing investors. Proceeds will expand its Managed Yeeting operator corps, deepen the ground-contact SLA infrastructure, and accelerate its Domestic Intelligence division.

"Yeeterprise took a category that lived entirely in the parking lot and gave it governance, telemetry, and a certificate," said a partner at Northwind Ventures. "That's a durable business. Gravity is not going anywhere, and neither is the human urge to throw things."

"This capital lets us put a certified professional behind more of the world's throws," said Dana Voss, CEO. "Our customers want the outcome without the liability. We are the outcome without the liability."

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

AUSTIN, TX — October 1, 2024

Yeeterprise today introduced Apex Forecasting, a Trajectory Cloud capability that predicts where any object will peak and land before it is thrown. Trained on more than a billion historical throws, the model produces P50 and P90 landing zones and a per-throw regret-probability score.

"For years, teams threw first and found out later," said Marcus Iyer, Co-Founder and Chief Trajectory Officer. "Apex Forecasting means you can put the landing zone in a board deck before you commit to the arc. I can forecast an apex by feel — but the auditors would like the model to do it, and now it does."

Apex Forecasting is available today on the Business and Enterprise tiers. Outputs export directly to customers' incident-report pipelines and annual filings.

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

AUSTIN, TX — March 12, 2024

Yeeterprise today announced the appointment of Sam Boone as Chief Regret Officer, a newly created role responsible for the company's most closely watched metric. Boone will report the regret figure directly to the audit committee each quarter.

"Regret is the number that matters," said Dana Voss, CEO. "Volume goes up and to the right on its own. Keeping regret at exactly zero, quarter after quarter, takes a dedicated hand. Sam is that hand."

Asked how, precisely, he intends to keep the figure at zero, Boone declined, citing the Regret Policy. He confirmed only that it "has been zero, is zero, and will remain zero," and asked that the matter not be pressed further.

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

AUSTIN, TX — September 28, 2023

Yeeterprise today marked a milestone: the one-billionth documented ground contact recorded on Trajectory Cloud. The billionth throw was executed at 2:14 PM Central Time and was, per standard practice, modeled, policy-cleared, executed, and attested with a signed certificate.

"A billion throws, zero regret," said Marcus Iyer, CTO. "That second number is the one we care about. The first is just Tuesday."

The commemorative certificate has been framed and now hangs in the company's Austin lobby, greeting visitors and reminding employees that every throw is on the record. The object thrown was, appropriately, a small box.

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

AUSTIN, TX — June 15, 2022

Yeeterprise today published its inaugural Environmental, Social, and Governance report, titled "Our Posture Is Down," outlining its approach to responsible downward force across all three pillars.

Environmentally, the company committed to biodegradable landing practices wherever the payload allows. Socially, it reaffirmed inclusive throwing — "everyone's things are eligible, and everyone is eligible to throw." The governance section, the report notes plainly, "is just the Do-Not-Yeet registry, which we consider sufficient."

"People asked us to summarize our ESG posture in a word," said Renata Kessler, General Counsel. "The word is 'down.' We stand behind it."

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

AUSTIN, TX — July 20, 2021

Yeeterprise today announced the formal establishment of the Do-Not-Yeet registry, a codified list of asset classes that must never be thrown. It will be enforced automatically across all throwing operations effective immediately.

The company acknowledged the decision followed an incident it referred to only as "the aquarium." Pressed for detail, a spokesperson said: "We do not discuss the aquarium. What we can say is that everyone is fine, nothing like it will happen again, and the reason is the registry we are announcing today."

"Restraint is now a product," said Priya Anand, then newly appointed to lead the program. "Knowing what not to throw is at least as valuable as knowing how. Possibly more."

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

AUSTIN, TX — May 4, 2020

Yeeterprise today shipped the first version of Trajectory Cloud, its control plane for governed throwing. The initial release models exactly one arc and crashes reliably upon attempting a second.

The company's pilot customer, who had requested auditability above all else, pronounced the release a success. "It told me, with a signed certificate, exactly where the object landed," the customer said. "That it could only do this once per session was, for our purposes, one time more than the previous solution — a person and a clipboard."

"We are aware it crashes on the second arc," said Marcus Iyer, CTO. "Version 0 does one thing correctly and one thing loudly. A defensible starting point."

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

AUSTIN, TX — September 16, 2019

Yeeterprise today emerged from stealth to announce its mission: to bring governance, telemetry, and service-level agreements to the throwing of things on the ground — an activity it describes as "as old as gravity and, until today, performed entirely off the record."

The company was incorporated in early 2019, days after co-founders Dana Voss and Marcus Iyer disposed of a malfunctioning printer and recognized, mid-arc, that no platform existed to model, govern, or attest the act. "The market was enormous and completely undocumented," Voss said. "Every organization throws things away. None could prove how."

Yeeterprise launches with a small team and a large ambition: to become the system of record for downward force. Products are forthcoming; the paperwork, the founders noted, is already excellent.

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.