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ProductFOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE · July 21, 2026 · Austin, TX

Yeeterprise Announces General Availability of Yeetings™, the Meeting That Lands

AUSTIN, TX — July 21, 2026

Yeeterprise, Inc. (NASDAQ: YEET), the category leader in enterprise ballistic logistics, today announced the general availability of Yeetings™ — the meeting that lands, and named it the company's featured product. Yeetings is video collaboration rebuilt on downward force: participants throw to speak, presenters screen yeet, and every call ends on time because the platform, on the scheduled second, simply drops it.

Hosts can yeet any participant from a call with a single throw — with one governed exception. Anyone protected by the Do-Not-Yeet registry, including the client, the CEO, and your grandmother, cannot be yeeted under any circumstances. The policy engine that stops the wrong object from being thrown on Trajectory Cloud now stops the wrong person from being thrown off a call.

"For seven years we have helped organizations throw things on the ground responsibly. Today we are helping them throw the meeting," said Priya Anand, VP of Restraint and interim General Manager of Yeetings. "Yeetings does the two things a meeting has never reliably done: it lets the right person speak, and it ends exactly when it said it would. The runs-over rate is zero, and it will stay zero, because ending is not a decision anyone makes — it is a drop we schedule."

Every yeeting is captured, signed, and timestamped with the same ground-contact certificate that powers the rest of the platform. Yeetings is generally available today for Domestic and Enterprise tiers, and enters a market with, in the company's assessment, no incumbent governance layer and a great many meetings that should have ended forty minutes ago.

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Through Trajectory Cloud™, the Do-Not-Yeet registry, and now Yeetings™, Yeeterprise brings modeling, governance, and attestation to downward force at scale. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

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Jul 15, 2026
Financial

Yeeterprise Reports Q2: 4.4M Average Daily Throws, 1.4B Lifetime, Regret Holds at Zero

Lifetime documented throws crossed 1.4 billion as the ground-contact SLA held at 99.98%.

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AUSTIN, TX — July 15, 2026

Yeeterprise, Inc. (NASDAQ: YEET) today reported financial results for the second quarter of fiscal 2026. Documented throws reached a record 4.4 million per day on average, bringing lifetime ground contacts on the Trajectory Cloud platform past 1.4 billion. The ground-contact SLA held at 99.98% for the quarter, and average time-to-ground was 0.70 seconds.

"The number we watch did not move, and that is the achievement," said Dana Voss, Co-Founder and CEO. "Volume is up, latency is flat, and regret is exactly where it has always been: zero. A quarter where the interesting metric stays boring is our best kind of quarter."

Consistent with every prior reporting period, the company recorded zero regret incidents and zero unauthorized launches. Yeeterprise reaffirmed full-year guidance and pointed to the general availability of Yeetings™, announced this week, as the next leg of growth. Management again declined to take credit for the ground's continued cooperation, calling it "not our achievement to claim."

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

Jun 24, 2026
Community

Ground Contact Classic Opens Its Tee Sheet for the 4th Annual on October 10

Registration is open for the charity golf classic where, for one day, the company that yeets everything asks you to put it down gently.

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AUSTIN, TX — June 24, 2026

Yeeterprise today opened the tee sheet for the 4th Annual Ground Contact Classic™, its charity golf classic benefiting the Foundation for the Study of Restraint. The tournament returns to Apex National Golf Club in Terminal Velocity, Arizona on Saturday, October 10, 2026, with a shotgun start at 8:00 AM and a single ceremonial first yeet — the only sanctioned throw of the day.

"It is the one course on earth where our entire job is to not throw anything," said Priya Anand, VP of Restraint. "Eighteen holes of pure discipline, one forgivable club-throw per player, and a Restraint Trophy for whoever keeps their driver on the ground the longest. Last year's winners threw two clubs all day. We would like this year's field to beat that."

Every bag is instrumented by Trajectory Cloud, and each hole is staffed by a certified Do-Not-Yeet Marshal. One hundred percent of net proceeds fund the Foundation that maintains the Do-Not-Yeet registry and, by the company's accounting, keeps its regret number at zero. Foursomes and sponsorships are available now on the tournament site.

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

Apr 22, 2026
Financial

Yeeterprise Reports Record Q1: 4.2M Average Daily Throws, Regret Holds at Zero

Quarterly ground-contact volume rose 31% year over year as the company reaffirmed full-year guidance.

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AUSTIN, TX — April 22, 2026

Yeeterprise, Inc. (NASDAQ: YEET) today reported financial results for the first quarter of fiscal 2026, headlined by a record 4.2 million average daily documented throws — up 31% from the same period a year ago. Annual recurring revenue reached $182 million, driven by continued expansion of Managed Yeeting and early adoption of the company's Domestic Intelligence division.

"Demand for governed downward force has never been stronger," said Dana Voss, Co-Founder and CEO. "Enterprises have always thrown things. What's changed is that they now want a receipt for it, and we are the company that provides the receipt."

Consistent with every prior reporting period, the company recorded zero regret incidents for the quarter. Yeeterprise reaffirmed full-year guidance and noted that its ground-contact SLA attainment held at 99.98%. Management declined to speculate on the ground's continued reliability, calling it "not our achievement to claim."

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

Feb 3, 2026
Compliance

Yeeterprise Achieves SOC 2 Type II for the Fourth Consecutive Year

Independent auditors confirmed that every documented throw remained traceable and attested.

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AUSTIN, TX — February 3, 2026

Yeeterprise today announced it has again achieved SOC 2 Type II certification, marking the fourth consecutive year the company has cleared the audit without exception. The examination covered the full throwing lifecycle — modeling, policy enforcement, execution, and attestation — across the Trajectory Cloud platform.

"Trust is the whole product," said Renata Kessler, General Counsel. "Anyone can throw something. The discipline is being able to prove, months later and to a skeptical auditor, exactly what was thrown, when, and — just as importantly — what we refused to throw."

Auditors verified that all protected asset classes on the Do-Not-Yeet registry were enforced in production and that no unauthorized launches occurred during the review window. The report is available to customers and prospects under NDA.

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

Nov 14, 2025
Governance

Do-Not-Yeet Registry Expands to 12 Protected Asset Classes

New additions include "someone else's stapler" and "your phone, over water."

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AUSTIN, TX — November 14, 2025

Yeeterprise today announced the expansion of its Do-Not-Yeet registry to twelve protected asset classes, the largest single update since the registry was formalized in 2021. The additions codify categories that had accounted for a disproportionate share of near-miss reports, including "someone else's stapler" (DNY-0061) and "your phone, over water" (DNY-0058).

"The registry grows the way all good policy grows — reluctantly, and in response to specific events we would prefer not to relive," said Priya Anand, VP of Restraint. "Every entry is a lesson someone paid for."

The company emphasized that expansion of the registry is a feature, not a limitation. Each protected class is enforced automatically by the Trajectory Cloud policy engine, which blocks a non-compliant launch before the object leaves the operator's hand. Amendments to the registry are filed quarterly and, per company policy, thrown never.

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

May 6, 2025
Funding

Yeeterprise Closes $48M Series B to Scale Managed Yeeting

The round, led by Northwind Ventures, will fund certified-operator training and SLA infrastructure.

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AUSTIN, TX — May 6, 2025

Yeeterprise today announced it has closed a $48 million Series B financing round led by Northwind Ventures, with participation from existing investors. The company will use the proceeds to expand its Managed Yeeting operator corps, deepen the ground-contact SLA infrastructure, and accelerate development of its Domestic Intelligence division.

"Yeeterprise took a category that lived entirely in the parking lot and gave it governance, telemetry, and a certificate," said a partner at Northwind Ventures. "That's a durable business. Gravity is not going anywhere, and neither is the human urge to throw things."

"This capital lets us put a certified professional behind more of the world's throws," said Dana Voss, CEO. "Our customers want the outcome without the liability. We are the outcome without the liability."

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

Oct 1, 2024
Product

Trajectory Cloud Adds Apex Forecasting with P90 Landing Zones

Customers can now model where any object will peak and land, with board-ready confidence intervals.

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AUSTIN, TX — October 1, 2024

Yeeterprise today introduced Apex Forecasting, a new capability within Trajectory Cloud that predicts where any object will peak and land before it is thrown. Trained on more than a billion historical throws, the model produces P50 and P90 landing zones and a per-throw regret-probability score.

"For years, teams threw first and found out later," said Marcus Iyer, Co-Founder and Chief Trajectory Officer. "Apex Forecasting means you can put the landing zone in a board deck before you commit to the arc. I can forecast an apex by feel — but the auditors would like the model to do it, and now it does."

Apex Forecasting is available today on the Business and Enterprise tiers. Outputs export directly to customers' incident-report pipelines and annual filings.

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

Mar 12, 2024
Company

Yeeterprise Names Sam Boone Chief Regret Officer

Boone assumes responsibility for keeping the company's regret metric at zero.

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AUSTIN, TX — March 12, 2024

Yeeterprise today announced the appointment of Sam Boone as Chief Regret Officer, a newly created executive role responsible for the company's most closely watched metric. Boone will report the regret figure directly to the audit committee each quarter.

"Regret is the number that matters," said Dana Voss, CEO. "Volume goes up and to the right on its own. Keeping regret at exactly zero, quarter after quarter, takes a dedicated hand. Sam is that hand."

Reached for comment on how, precisely, he intends to keep the figure at zero, Boone declined, citing the company's Regret Policy. He confirmed only that the figure "has been zero, is zero, and will remain zero," and asked that the matter not be pressed further.

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

Sep 28, 2023
Milestone

Yeeterprise Records Its Billionth Documented Throw; Frames the Number

The one-billionth ground contact was achieved at 2:14 PM CT. Annual regret: zero.

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AUSTIN, TX — September 28, 2023

Yeeterprise today marked a company milestone: the one-billionth documented ground contact recorded on the Trajectory Cloud platform. The billionth throw was executed at 2:14 PM Central Time and was, per standard practice, modeled, policy-cleared, executed, and attested with a signed certificate.

"A billion throws, zero regret," said Marcus Iyer, CTO. "That second number is the one we care about. The first number is just Tuesday."

The commemorative ground-contact certificate has been framed and now hangs in the company's Austin lobby, where it greets visitors and reminds employees that every throw is on the record. The company noted that the object thrown was, appropriately, a small box.

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

Jun 15, 2022
ESG

Yeeterprise Publishes First ESG Report: "Our Posture Is Down"

The inaugural report details biodegradable landings, inclusive throwing, and a governance section that is, in the company's words, "just the registry."

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AUSTIN, TX — June 15, 2022

Yeeterprise today published its inaugural Environmental, Social, and Governance report, titled "Our Posture Is Down." The report outlines the company's approach to responsible downward force across all three pillars.

On the environmental front, the company committed to biodegradable landing practices wherever the payload allows. On the social front, it reaffirmed a policy of inclusive throwing — "everyone's things are eligible, and everyone is eligible to throw." The governance section, the report notes plainly, "is just the Do-Not-Yeet registry, which we consider sufficient."

"People asked us to summarize our ESG posture in a word," said Renata Kessler, General Counsel. "The word is 'down.' We stand behind it."

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

Jul 20, 2021
Governance

Yeeterprise Formalizes the Do-Not-Yeet Registry Following "the Aquarium"

In response to an incident it will not further describe, the company codifies the classes of objects that must never be thrown.

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AUSTIN, TX — July 20, 2021

Yeeterprise today announced the formal establishment of the Do-Not-Yeet registry, a codified list of asset classes that must never be thrown under any circumstances. The registry will be enforced automatically across all throwing operations effective immediately.

The company acknowledged that the decision followed an incident it referred to only as "the aquarium." Pressed for detail, a spokesperson said: "We do not discuss the aquarium. What we can say is that everyone is fine, nothing like it will happen again, and the reason nothing like it will happen again is the registry we are announcing today."

"Restraint is now a product," said Priya Anand, then newly appointed to lead the program. "Knowing what not to throw is at least as valuable as knowing how to throw it. Possibly more."

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

May 4, 2020
Product

Yeeterprise Ships Trajectory Cloud v0; It Models One Arc

The first version of the control plane models exactly one trajectory and crashes on the second. The pilot customer is satisfied.

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AUSTIN, TX — May 4, 2020

Yeeterprise today shipped the first version of Trajectory Cloud, the company's control plane for governed throwing. The initial release models exactly one arc and crashes reliably upon attempting a second.

The company's pilot customer, who had requested auditability above all else, pronounced the release a success. "It told me, with a signed certificate, exactly where the object landed," the customer said. "That it could only do this once per session was, for our purposes, one time more than the previous solution, which was a person and a clipboard."

"We are aware it crashes on the second arc," said Marcus Iyer, CTO. "Version 0 does one thing correctly and one thing loudly. We consider this a defensible starting point."

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.

Sep 16, 2019
Company

Yeeterprise Emerges From Stealth to Govern the Throwing of Things

Founded weeks after a decisive encounter with a malfunctioning printer, Yeeterprise launches to bring SLAs and telemetry to downward force.

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AUSTIN, TX — September 16, 2019

Yeeterprise today emerged from stealth to announce its mission: to bring governance, telemetry, and service-level agreements to the throwing of things on the ground — an activity the company describes as "as old as gravity and, until today, performed entirely off the record."

The company was incorporated in early 2019, days after co-founders Dana Voss and Marcus Iyer disposed of a malfunctioning printer and recognized, mid-arc, that no platform existed to model, govern, or attest the act. "The market was enormous and completely undocumented," Voss said. "Every organization on earth throws things away. None of them could prove how."

Yeeterprise launches with a small team and a large ambition: to become the system of record for downward force. Products are forthcoming; the paperwork, the founders noted, is already excellent.

About Yeeterprise — Founded in 2019, Yeeterprise is the trusted enterprise platform for throwing things on the ground. Ground truth, delivered. Media contact: press@yeeterprise.com.