The Company Store · Coming soon

Wear the restraint.

Yeeterprise merch

Official goods for people who throw things on the ground — responsibly, with full documentation. A preview; nothing is yeetable until it ships.

We'll email you once, when the store opens.

Preview line · SS26

The first drop (that we won't actually drop).

ALL RIGHTS
THROWN

Rights Thrown Tee$32Soon

GROUND TRUTH,
DELIVERED.

est. 2019

Tagline Tee$32Soon

REGRET: 0

holds hot & cold

Zero-Regret Mug$18Soon

🐱 🎹 🥚 👶
🔪 🧨 🖼️ 🪃

The Do-Not-Yeet Registry · 84 classes

DNY Registry Poster (18×24)$24Soon

TRAJECTORY
CLOUD™

us-yeet-1

Trajectory Hoodie$58Soon

⛑️

OPERATOR-GRADE

as seen in Yeet Run

The Operator Hard Hat$40Soon

DO NOT YEET

(it's a tote. carry it.)

Do-Not-Yeet Tote$22Soon

DNY-0019
LIFT WITH
THE LEGS

sticker pack of 12

Registry Sticker Pack$12Soon

YEET ▲

GRND · +3.1%

Ticker Cap$28Soon

Preview only · Prices indicative · Proceeds fund more things to throw (governed).

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