Product · Managed Service

Managed Yeeting

Downward force, fully outsourced. Our certified operators handle the throwing so your people can stay focused on the work that isn't throwing. Governed by Trajectory Cloud, invoiced monthly.

Why Managed Yeeting

You have things to throw. We have the operators.

Every engagement runs on the same governance, telemetry, and Do-Not-Yeet policy as the rest of the platform. The difference is that a trained professional does the throwing.

Certified

Trained operators

Every operator is Trajectory-certified and drilled on the registry. They know a box from a cat, and they act accordingly.

Governed

Policy on every throw

Pre-throw checks run automatically. If it's protected, it doesn't leave the operator's hand — it goes back on the shelf.

Attested

A receipt for each impact

Ground contact is captured, signed, and delivered. When someone asks whether it was thrown, you forward the certificate.

How it works

You point. We yeet. Legal relaxes.

01

Scope the throw

Tell us what needs to hit the ground and when. We assess payload, zone, and regret exposure.

02

We deploy an operator

A certified professional arrives, clears policy, and executes the throw within the ground-contact SLA.

03

You get the paperwork

A signed attestation lands in your inbox before the object finishes bouncing.

Outsource the throwing. Keep the credit.

Managed Yeeting is available on the Enterprise tier. Talk to us about coverage in your region.

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