Yeeterprise™Product · Managed Service
Managed Yeeting
Downward force, fully outsourced. Our certified operators handle the throwing so your people can focus on the work that isn't throwing. Governed by Trajectory Cloud, invoiced monthly.
Why Managed Yeeting
You have things to throw. We have the operators.
Every engagement runs on the same governance, telemetry, and Do-Not-Yeet policy as the rest of the platform. The difference: a trained professional does the throwing.
Trained operators
Every operator is Trajectory-certified and drilled on the registry. They know a box from a cat, and act accordingly.
Policy on every throw
Pre-throw checks run automatically. If it's protected, it never leaves the operator's hand — it goes back on the shelf.
A receipt for each impact
Ground contact is captured, signed, and delivered. When someone asks whether it was thrown, forward the certificate.
How it works
You point. We yeet. Legal relaxes.
Scope the throw
Tell us what needs to hit the ground and when. We assess payload, zone, and regret exposure.
We deploy an operator
A certified professional arrives, clears policy, and executes the throw within the ground-contact SLA.
You get the paperwork
A signed attestation lands in your inbox before the object finishes bouncing.
Fully outsourced force
Our operators throw, so your people don't have to.
Certified operators execute your throws under a governed SLA, complete every attestation, and honor the Do-Not-Yeet registry for you. Your staff keep their hands clean while downward force is delivered, logged, and signed off around the clock.
Request operatorsOutsource the throwing. Keep the credit.
Managed Yeeting is available on the Enterprise tier. Ask us about coverage in your region.
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